Someone's birthday is coming up. Can I come by on Monday?
Of course I would! I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to. Favorite kind of cake?
Red velvet it is. Any particular reason why?
Its red and someone else hates it.
Red your favorite color? Shall I bring us something to toast to their misfortune?
Red huh? You be careful there, I might just explode red all over that apartment of yours.
That doesn't sound right.
The image in my head was a lot more innocent than what I ended up spewing out.
Is this a shotgun one or a Chinese?
Was thinking a lot more bloody and violent than traditional or a I barely know you but lets promise to spend the rest of our lives together on impulse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rgDvP39Lqw
Not without me you're not!
The music is nice foreshadowing.
If I must die, make my death epic.